Who Needs Night Clubs When There's Wal-Mart?
Hopeless romantics everywhere now have a new place to meet and greet the opposite sex: Wal-Mart (There IS hope, Jeff!!). It seems that Wal-Marts in Germany have essentially implemented a "singles" night, complete with "flirting stations" in case you don't have the gumption to make the first move.
Hey, whatever works. The grocery store never worked for me, but I then again, I couldn't ever figure out if someone was winking at me or just had trouble with a contact lens. Heck, even now, Leah will say, "That waitress was SO flirting with you," and I'm all, "She was just being nice!" I think it's because only females know how sly females are, and we guys are just naive clueless boobs.
Hey, whatever works. The grocery store never worked for me, but I then again, I couldn't ever figure out if someone was winking at me or just had trouble with a contact lens. Heck, even now, Leah will say, "That waitress was SO flirting with you," and I'm all, "She was just being nice!" I think it's because only females know how sly females are, and we guys are just naive clueless boobs.
posted by Eric C at 2:48 PM
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We're definitely naive and clueless. No doubt about it.
However, I don't see to recall you having trouble in the women department since about...hmmm...let me think...maybe for about a day or two in 9th grade. Yep, that's about it.
That's not what I was checking your blog for though. Steve McNair announces he's returning next season, and you haven't mentioned this yet???
Yeah, but in a related story, the oft-injured McNair was at a local fast food restaurant, and the door bumped him in the hip. The light pelvic contusion will probably cause him to miss at least half the season, the team reports.
yeah, well, at least McNair hasn't signed your helmet. ;^)
Hmmph. Everyone knows Target is where all the babes hang out and shop.
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