Now I KNOW I Ain't Gettin' Up

Looks like my future days of parenthood are getting easier.....Some guy in England, after realizing that sometimes babies cry for short amounts of time for no reason whatsoever (especially if they're female...he he he), has invented a sound-activated device which rocks little Junior until he shuts up. Now, if he'll start working on the "Feeding and Diaper-Changing" add-on kit......

CNN.com - The device that rocks the cradle - Sep 27, 2004

No word yet on a device for adult women who cry for no reason whatsoever.